Posts Tagged ‘Fun’

reFUEL Rap Songs August 16, 2009

Hey guys what’s UP!!! Last night was AWESOME!!! Special shout out to MICHAEL BERRY and my team the RED TEAM!! You guys killed it last night!  Here are all of your Rap Songs from last night!

  • RED TEAM: to the tune of Soulja Boy ” SUPERMAN”

Here with Jesus is how we ROLL

reFUEL is the place to GO

Watch me crank that PINEAPPLE

Watch our Dreams FLOW.

What me PRAY on a SUNDAY

Read my BIBLE EVERYDAY

Jesus got my back I say

Red team going all the wayyyy!!!

  • GREEN TEAM:  to the tune of T.I & Rihanna “LIVE YOUR LIFE”

Workin in a pineapple field

livin my life like Doc. Phil

Give advice makin everything Nice

Tryin to keep it real.

Just live your DREAMS

like the GREEN TEAM

Just live your DREAMS

Be a PINEAPPLE  KING!!

  • BLUE TEAM: to the tune of Flo Rida ft. T-Pain “LOW”

Shawty got them

Pineapple dreams

slippers with fur

the produce isle

was lookin at her

next thing you know

she ate it whole

Shawty said  got yum yum yum yum..

  • YELLOW  TEAM: to the tune of Michael Jackson’s “THRILLER”

Got to get that pineapple

I just dream about it all night

Like Sponge Bob the Friendliest cartoon dude.

Really he’s obnoxious

But my pineapple all poky is sweet

want to get some of that yellow

like a marsh mellow out of my head.

 

Great Job guys!!! Remember next Sunday at reFUEL is Spirit week. So REPRESENT your team!! You can make banners or whatever you wanna do & I’ll let you come early to set it up. Just let me know.

 ALSO.. Don’t forget to make sure you sign up for the “TRUTH PROJECT” life group. SATURDAY August 22nd is our “MISSION Project CURE” be at church by 8:30am till about 12pm.  You have any questions just ask! See ya guys this weekend!!!

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ReFUEL June 14, 2009

I believe I should start at with apologies to Spencer & Michael who were juiced last night!   But hey you got a free T-Shirt & other free stuff.  haha

ReFUEL was a blast last night!  You guys came up with some creative stories once again.  In our series ‘HOOKED’, we’re in week 3 & talked about “Getting Rid of the Hook”.  We learned what we’re supposed to do when we get hooked.  Satan is like a fisherman.  He’ll keep trying different baits to hook you. 

Well, during the night in small group times you had a task.  Write a funny story of someone getting hooked on something.  It couldn’t be the normal drugs or alcohol.  So once again, here are your stories ReFUEL:

GROUP #1:  TAPOUT

ADDICTION:  Making Goats Faint

“Back in Africa, in a country called Mozambique, I made a goat faint.  Then I laughed, it filled me with such joy that I continued to do it.  It was awesome, the goats all of a sudden made better milk.  The goat said, “Milk me!”  But then the goat started to fly & became SUPER GOAT!  Eventually, the goat started to fly away.  And you couldn’t catch him anymore.  It flew too far & ended up in heaven.  Making goats faint brings them closer to God.”

GROUP #2: CHOCOLATE ROBO-COPS

ADDICTION: Sniffing People’s Socks

“So there’s this guy…& from he outside he looks like your normal squirrel, but do not be deceived.  He really is a 1 eyed, 1 horned, flying purple people eater.  With his humongous nose he loves to sniff socks.  He lives in the locker room & takes people’s socks.  From babies to old men, he smell them all.  And…it’s awkward.”

GROUP #3: CHIMICHANGAS

ADDICTION: Josh hooked on hot dogs & Scorpions

“One day an orphan named Josh O’Bannion owned a hot dog shack full of snakes & scorpions.  He was poisoned & the only thing he could eat was a hot dog.  He lived in the mountains like a caveman.  His best friend Keith Suggs was in town being held for ransom & the payment was 4 hot dogs, a box of scorpions & a chili cheese fry.  Josh lost 350lbs. & decided not to be hooked on hot dogs & scorpions.  5 days later he was called to be on the Pastor Phil show in regards to his addiction.”

GROUP #4: THE ALPACAS

ADDICTION: Jacob Preciado Hooked on Nail Polish

“Jacob Preciado got hooked on nail polish.  His favorite colors were hot pink & rainbow.  His favorite brand was PRO.  He is allergic to acitone & peanut butter.  One day it was sunny & Jacob brought in Phillip’s tighty whities to refuel.  He was wearing purple nail police & was showing it off to everyone at refuel prom.  Then he wore phillip’s, ate soup & became a ninja with tighty whities.  THE END.”

Well, there are your stories.  Don’t forget to get your refuel wrist bands!  Coming soon…T SHIRTS & MUGS!

Stories from ReFUEL May 31, 2009

Good morning everyone!  Hope everyone had a great weekend.  Mine was such a long weekend, especially yesterday…but well worth it!

I wanted to do a quick post this morning for all of my kids in ReFUEL.  I wanted to post your creative stories up on the blog for all to read.  You guys rock!

They had to finish a short story & it goes like this:

Once upon a time there were 5 kids from ReFUEL who loves to break into people’s houses from the church & steal all of their light bulbs.  One day they broke into Pastor Phil’s house & little did they know…” 

Then they had to finish the story…

GROUP #1: The 10 Little Eskomoes

“…Pastor Phil has a shot gun which was God.  When they went to take the bulbs, they were gone because he didn’t like light.  So they went to the closet for shoes & found the guard dog which ended up eating them all.”

GROUP #2: KGC Eastas

“…That he was amish & uses candles.  He was eating Kentucky grilled chicken with deviled eggs & drinking rootbeer with Pastor Brendon.  They snuck into Phillips room & took his pink whitety tightys & his pokeman emerald.”

GROUP #3: Hungrians

“…That Pastor Phil had a gun.  A red pistol.  Also that Pasor Phil was secretly batman that had a dog named Jesus.  Pastor Phil says Jesus is watching you.  That’s when the kids noticed Pastor Phil had no light bulbs…he uses fire.  Wait Phillip Jr. is in the bathroom going #2.  The End.”

GROUP #4: Guitar 17

“…An elephant, a snake, godzilla, a bird, a cell phone & a dodge charger were playing in his pool eating snacks & wearing Phillip Jr.’s pjs.”

Great stories guys…sorry Phillip Jr. ended up getting roasted in 3 out of the 4 stories.  🙂 

ReFUEL was great last night….can’t wait for laser tag this Friday & ReFUEL on Sunday!

Josh

The Membership Linebacker

Well, our media team is at it again.  Here at our church we finally found the answer to increase our membership.  We got our very own membership linebacker! 

By the way, membership is this Sunday following 2nd service. 

To people who signed up for media team don’t forget about the lighting seminar on June 13th!  Spots are pretty limited, so let me know if you want to come.  Saturday from 8-Noon.

ReFUEL Poems from May 24th

Jesus Thumbs Up

So I hope everyone had a great memorial day. Mine was rather eventful from fixing my car which broke down over the weekend, moving into my new house & then off to a pool party. From which, I am very sore from!

Well, ReFUEL was amazing on Sunday. We had a blast with BBQing on the grill…we had 39 students. We missed some of our regulars that weren’t there!

During the service we did this group time, each group had a certain name but then had to write a short poem about how cool God is…

GROUP #1: The Detonators

“Our God is an awesome God!
He reigns from heaven above with wisdom & power.
God is so beautiful to me
He is the M&M of the Christian world.
One way Jesus, Your the onle One I could live for.
I’m desperate for You.”

GROUP #2: The Chocolate Rabbits

“God You are so cool
We come to worship You at ReFUEL.
It’s like eating ice cream in the pool,
Anyone who disagrees is a fool.”

GROUP #3: The Veterans

“God is really cool,
He won’t play you like a fool.
God is really great,
He does not have hate.
God is like a gravy biscuit,
Just like a tasty trisket.”

GROUP #4: The Gangsta Church

“God is smart, He saves your heart.
He helps us get through stuff, He’s more than enough.
He’s cool like Kayne West, you can just forget the rest.
I really love the big J.C.
Because He wants to save you & me.”

Just wanted to tell all you guys at ReFUEL, you guys rock!  Keep up being CREATIVE FOR CHRIST!

I DON’T want a Relationship with God!

I knew the headline would get your attention.  But I’ve been thinking…”Do I really want a relationship with God?”

Coming from a broken home I’ve seen what relationship can be.  BROKEN!  Relationships vary from all types.  Relationships can be great!  But somewhere along the way the relationship becomes strained or stagnant…possibly & sadly even break!  Relationships can become abusive, inspiring, using & demanding.

Wow there’s a thought…a demanding relationship. 

So I have come to the conclusion…There is NO way in my right mind that I want a relationship with Jesus Christ!  I will never tell anyone to have a relationship with Jesus Christ.  I apologize to all those who I have told that…

I WANT SOMETHING BETTER THAN RELATIONSHIP!

I want a thing called “ONENESS” with Jesus Christ.  Jesus said it this way… “I am the vine…I’m in you & you’re in me.”  (At least that’s how it’s supposed to be)

Relationship is great…but the thing is…you can only be so close to a person.  In relationship you’ll never truly know every part of that person, what they’re really thinking & all the secret parts. 

But when you’re in oneness with God, that means you’re in the mix, that so called, “vein”.  You know where God is moving & headed.  There’s no question about it.  No hesitation with anything.  You know what the Spirit is thinking. 

This isn’t a church thing either!  We drill people into thinking that as long as you go to church then you’re safe.  And people equate salvation with the church.

But oneness is an every day thing.  Day in & day out.  Relationships can hurt you.  I hear they can make you or break you.  But oneness will always keep you.  Because God always picks me up where my limitations drop me off.  And God will never leave me where the world drops me. 

Desperate for Him,

Joshua O’Bannion

F.R.E.E.

nataile & Josh

Well folks, my friend Natalie Lopez & I am are now proud owners of our very own 365 Card from Krispy Kreme Doughnuts.  We get free coffee (which I hate coffee) & a free doughnut everyday for a year. 

I love things that are free.  Pastor Brendon woke me up this morning & told me free doughnuts were still available.  Well, you don’t have to tell me twice, I’m husky & love doughnuts!  Free & food when put together are magic words for me.  I’ve woke up early for free denny’s pancakes, free breakfast, free chik-fila & now free doughtnuts.  I’m not even a morning person!

But it’s just amazing that many people will wake up early, drive for miles & wait in lines for hours for something free.  If starbucks was giving away any free drink, I guarantee millions (including I) would wait for our free starbucks!

My question then comes, why do we chain ourselves up spiritually when God calls us to freedom?  Simply put, Jesus said, “I have a better life for you.  It’s full of peace & joy.”  Granted it’s not problem free, but does come with free peace, joy & freedom. 

I get so frustrated with myself & others like me that put ourselves in bondage.  The thing that God keeps troubling me with is, “Neither give place to the devil.”  My Pastor talks about it all the time.  That even though our heart is filled with God, Satan comes & takes a small piece of our heart.  And even though we kick him out, we still will battle with him in that area for the rest of our lives.  Because he knows how to get in.

My prayer today would be to live like I’m free.  Not careless or ignorant believing I can do whatever I want to do.  But living free through Christ!

Living Free,

Josh